#MINION CHRISTMAS JOKES PLUS#

Q: What does Christmas and weirdo's have in comman? A: Fruitcake. Q: What do you call a blind reindeer? A: I have no eye deer Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? A: Santa stopped at 3 ho's.

#MINION CHRISTMAS JOKES PLUS#

Q: What does one ho plus two ho make? A: A jolly Santa Q: What does One Direction and my Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have ornamental balls. Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs. Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Q: What never eats at Christmas dinner? A: The turkey, it’s stuffed. Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? A: He had no-body to go with. What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? A. Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus. Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: A wrapper! Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? A: He was hooked on trees his whole life. Q: What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A: A Christmas Quacker! Q: What’s the best Christmas Present? A: A broken drum you can't beat it. Without further ado, here are my top jokes for Christmas and if you are on Twitter, follow me there and get a joke on your feed every day in December. So, I have put together a few Christmas jokes I hope will bring a smile to your face and if you have more to add, PLEASE! Add them below in the comments section. It is around the corner and I think there is no better way to get in the Christmas mood, I mean, Christmas cheer, but by some awesome jokes! #JustSaying. Guess what? Its Christmas! OK, well, not exactly.

Minion christmas jokes